My name is Jan, I am really in love with me. I have a Wife and Son, I like watermelon. I ride scooters and Talk too much. I also drink to much, curse too much,  and really enjoy pizza. I like to go to parties and hang with my people, I have never met a stranger.  I'm not sure what the whole story behind this person is. I get angry when people don't believe I'm right. I don't like rednecks but I love dirt track racing I spend too much time on the internet. I'm not the 14 year old girl you’ve been chatting with online. I have been completely irresistible to women twice in my life, It didn't end well for me either time.